Tuesday, May 13, 2014

BOOK REVIEW: The Fetish Queen series by Nicole Camden

The Fetish Queen, Part One: RebornNewly single and loving every minute, Lille—a.k.a. the Fetish Queen—is unleashed and ready to dominate in the first chapter of the sexy, enticing Fetish Queen series.

Blond, buxom, and bold, pin-up girl Lillehammer Marceaux can get any man she wants, but she leaves her fiancé to move to Florida and run a sex shop called The Fetish Box, owned by her best friend. She immediately clashes with Max Jobman, the rough-hewn tattooed Irishman who owns the local pub. Not a very trusting man, Max is convinced she’s a spoiled beauty who’ll stay just long enough to find a rich husband. He quickly learns that Lille isn’t interested in a husband; she’s focused on making the business a success—but that doesn’t stop her from thinking about what an excellent lover Max will make…

What neither Max nor Lille realizes is that her efforts to become the Fetish Queen, which include making a type of reality show, have caught the attention of a dangerous figure from Lille’s past. Will her troubled past come back and drag her down, or will the Fetish Queen get her way?

Part 1: The Fetish Queen: Reborn

Another netgalley fail.

I'm sorry. Don't write three mini novellas when you could have easily just combined the three into a semi decent book. If I had to wait for part 2 and 3 to come out, I wouldn't have read them.

First off, it had potential. I mean Lillehammer (what a name) leaves her boring mundane (aka normal) life behind and moves to help her friend run a fetish/sex shop.  Here she meets her neighbor, a sexy Irishman. Well sparks a fly, and they have some of the sex. The sex scenes were ok. Nothing to thrilling or exciting. Plus with only a short little novella, it couldn't divulge further into character development.

I also couldn't stand how Lille was SO full of her self. I get that women are (and should be) confident. But, not everyone you meet wants to bend you over the couch and fuck you. Have some tact lady.

2 stars.

Again, wouldn't read the second one if I didn't receive them all at the same time.

The Fetish Queen, Part Two: Infamous
In this scintillating second part of the Fetish Queen series, Lille and Max go wild for each other as conflicts arise and dark secrets of Lille’s past are revealed.

Lillehammer Marceau has a secret past—one that has haunted her, one that not even her best friend, Mary, knows about, one that includes a Russian gangster for a father. It’s left her with commitment issues and a fear of trusting anyone too much.

Lille has always been dominant and daring, hiding her fear behind a mask of confidence and bravado, even when the web series she creates about life in the Fetish Box becomes an Internet sensation and she gains more attention than she ever wanted. She believes she can keep her façade intact and still enjoy the pleasures of being with Max, but some men, it seems, won’t be controlled for long…

Part 2: The Fetish Queen: Infamous

Lille, if you are tyring to stay hidden do not go and make a YouTube video of a sex/fetish shop.

What do you think is going to happen?

Of course in this excerpt, Max (the Irishman) can't get her off his mind. And there little cult like family of friends want them to date, start a real relationship, because well they are perfect for each other. What? because they are both single and like sex. Sign me up.

2 stars again.  Why do I put myself through this shit... Thankful that these are short reads.

The Fetish Queen, Part Three: CursedIn the final chapter in the daring, sexy Fetish Queen series, Lille finds the place she belongs for the first time in her life, but she can’t escape the fear that her dark past will ruin everything…

Unnerved by the sheer force of her desire for Max, Lille retreats into managing the Fetish Box, making sure that it’s a success. The online documentary she stars in becomes more and more popular, bringing business to the store and danger to Lille. When she’s nearly killed at Jobman’s pub, Lille begins to believe that she might truly be cursed, bringing danger to all she loves.

Does she run away again, giving up her new life in order to stay safe, or does she take a chance, possibly endangering them all? She doesn’t want to leave. She’s learning what it means to be a Fetish Queen, and it is love, not fear, that gives her strength. But what Max and her friends don’t realize is that Lille is willing to do anything…anything…to save them all.

Part 3: The Fetish Queen: Cursed

This portion garned a 1 star. I wish these books were more interesting than the synopsis. Seriously, you'd be okay if you just read those. Call it a success.

I don't even feel bad about giving away spoilers.

So, her gangster father tracked her down and offered her his family business. Didn't listen to my advice about those YouTube videos did she? But no, she loves her fetish shop and  Max (but heaven forbids anyone can admits that).

I can't even write a review. I'm pretty sure I skimmed through this.

My recommendation on The Fetish Queen is don't read it.

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