1. Be blind or be deaf: Deaf. I think I would like to be able to see.
2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are: Maybe a bit taller… make me look a bit more proportionate.
3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life: I think I would like to be a well off senior citizen. But like stop growing old as soon as I am eligible for that senior discount. You have the money, you have experience, you aren’t too ‘old’.
2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are: Maybe a bit taller… make me look a bit more proportionate.
3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life: I think I would like to be a well off senior citizen. But like stop growing old as soon as I am eligible for that senior discount. You have the money, you have experience, you aren’t too ‘old’.
4. Have no hands or no legs: No legs. I think I would want to be able to use my hands. Without legs there are more options with prosthetics or wheelchairs.
5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows: That's easy. Lose both eyebrows. You can draw those on., get them tattooed., no worries.
6. Eat a worm or a cockroach: Worm. Taste like spaghetti.
7. Spend a day in the Sahara or North Pole: The Sahara. I could ride a camel. Smoke some sheesha. Yup.
8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver: Personal chef for sure. Never having to worry about cooking, seems pretty great to me.
9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout: I pretty much whisper all the time now. So lets stick with this.
10. Can't taste or can't smell: . Can’t smell. Why have a personal chef if you can’t taste anything.
11. Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap: Saran wrap. Not sure how good it will be, but would rather that than exfoliating my ass everyday.
12. Have Twitter shut down for a day or your blog disappear for a day: Honestly. I wouldn’t care. I barely use twitter. And as much as I like my blog, I know people aren’t dying to read the next post. If you are HI!!! And I LOVE YOU.
13. Text of your blog is screwed up or all the pictures you post on your blog are blurry: The font. I cannot stand it when I go to another blog and the font is bad. Like Comic sans.
14. Never be able to post another GIF or never be able to receive comments on your posts: GIFS. They are just so much fun to not use.
15. Have a permanent wedgie or have the tag on your shirt constantly scratch your neck: The tag scratching your neck. I feel like I could ignore that more.
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