Showing posts with label short stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short stories. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

BOOK REVIEW: Tremble by Tobsha Learner


Received this from netgalley in exchange for an honest review. (and honest is what you will get)

TrembleErotica for the modern woman: nine tales of the dangerous and divine

Prepare to stimulate your senses and explore the deepest longings of the human heart. In
Tremble, Tobsha Learner, the author of the international bestseller Quiver,
depicts the pleasures of new and rediscovered love, lust, and obsession in a world where passion and magic are interwoven—and where boundaries are pushed beyond expectation.

In a Welsh village, a young woman’s sensuality is awakened by an outrageous inheritance; a drought-stricken Oklahoma town is offered salvation by a travelling rainmaker; a Sydney record producer struggles to satisfy his wife and his mistress—until one of them takes matters into her own hands





Where do I begin with this atrocity?

This is a compilation of modern erotic tales.  Where was the erotic in this? I didn’t feel anything while reading them other than…What the fuck? A walking penis that you treat as a pet? A virgin nun giving birth to a son that grows at an exceptionally fast rate then sleeps with him (umm—did he not come out of your vagina? Is incest not looked down upon in nun land?)

I couldn’t get passed how extremely weird these stories were. I mean, yes they were written quite well for short stories but none of them held my interest. I mean I didn’t even finish reading a handful of the stories and those that I did it was only to see how the fuck they would end this?

 I kept scrolling through the pages just to see if one story actually wowed me. (hint: none did)

All in all, don’t’ waste your time on this. Sorry. Not sorry.
 

Friday, December 13, 2013

BOOK REVIEW COMPILATION: Impossible Desires by Tamsin Baker and Book Lovers.



Another compilation of two books to review for you.  As they were both novellas/short stories and erotica I feel that it kinda goes together.  Both are ARCs from netgalley in exchange for my honest review.

Impossible Desires by Tamsin Baker:
Impossible Desires


 
A widow who likes to control. An earl with no time for innocence. A relationship bound by dark needs and subversive desires set in the glittering world of Regency England.

Lord Gareth Osborne is a wealthy earl in need of a wife, but the insipid debutantes he encounters do not fulfil the darkest fantasies of his soul. He fears that it will be impossible to find a woman who will satisfy his needs and make a suitable companion, until he meets the sensual, self-assured Eleanor.

Lady Eleanor Rossette is newly widowed, though not unhappily so. Her marriage put her into the hands of an abusive, controlling man, and Eleanor knows she will never surrender her control again. She yearns for a strong, passionate man who will yield to her in the bedroom, and she wants that man to be Lord Osborne… goodreads.


Gareth is a young earl who is looking for a wife. Obviously an older widow isn't preferable, but something about Eleanor intrigues him, who is coming from a non-loving, abusive relationship, however as many women back in the day they wanted to be married, have security and social standing, so she was out to seek a husband, and definitely not just a lover.

The two meet at one of the royal dances, and flirting commences. When all of a sudden Eleanor leans ofver a chair and says 'you may fuck me now'... ummm... Really? After leanring that she just wants marriage, probably shouldn't be bending over chairs to wanton bachelors.

Eleanor gives Gareth one month to fall in love with her and to decide to marry. If he chooses no, then its a mutual parting of forever. She is interested in the main goal.  What Gareth doesn't realize is that Eleanor is a little dominatrix in bed, something that her former husband wouldn't indulge and would punish her (not in the good sexy sense) for thinking such unlady like thoughts. It was refreshing to see the women play the dominant in books. All to often they are portrayed as the submissive, do what ever the man says role, so this is an aspect I liked from this book. That being said, you can tell that Eleanor only likes being the dominant role because she has control. Control that she didn't have in her first marriage.  This novella central theme is trust. Trust to give yourself up to your partner and to yourself. This is all and good, but the way its played out kinda irked me.

I'm not really sure what I thought of this book. It was a historical erotic novella. Based on all the other historical fiction books out there, I don't feel like this story needed to be presented in this time period as it didn't really have anything to go with anything. Yes, I get that Gareth is an earl looking for a wife and needs to have one with proper standings, and Eleanor is a widow of proper standing. But other than that... I don't know. I just can't get past the fact that I'm sure Gareth would be freaked the fuck out if an older women was acting this way, especially if they weren't married- just based on the sexual limitations and repercussions placed on women back in the day.

So would I recommend it? Ummm...I guess..... I only gave it 3 stars.



Book Lovers: Stories, edidted by Shawna Kenney

Book Lovers: Stories

Forget poorly written prose and clichéd love scenes: Book Lovers answers the call for sexy literature with substance. This collection of toe-curling tales written by and for word-worshippers offers well-crafted fiction and creative nonfiction that connects literature to libido. From a Vonnegut-inspired tryst to an imaginary ménage à trois with Henry Miller and Anaïs Nin, the book encompasses a veritable buffet of literary fantasies.

Whether they’re conjuring Junot Díaz between the sheets or dreaming of a modern-day enactment of Wuthering Heights—this time refusing Edgar in favor of lusty, bodice-ripping nights with Heathcliff—the stories in Book Lovers are designed for readers’ brains and bodies- goodreads


Book Lovers is a compilation of short stories of erotica based on reading and the written word.

I just finished this book and none of the stories really stick out in my mind. That being said, there were some that were really well written, exciting ones such as "A-Z" and some really really bad ones like Shafted (I  think the thing that bothered me the most of this one was the main character saying 'dadio')

A lot just felt rushed or that I completely missed the point. Maybe it is because I read this at work, so I couldn't fully get into the story line, but some stories like "A Little Irish Honey" and "The Descent" was just like...what the point was that?

I liked that this book main feature was books. How books and the written word can turn you on, and satisfy your innermost desires. Plus, unlike this blog, it was written very well and beautifully.

Friday, August 2, 2013

REVIEW of 12 Shades of Surrender


12 Shades of SurrenderThis is an anthology of short stories which I didn’t realize. Again, this is me not reading the synopsis of books prior to purchasing.  However, it wasn’t a waste of money. The blurb on goodreads say something like “if Fifty Shades of Grey has left you wanting more BDSM this is it”. Okay, you all know my feelings towards Fifty Shades of Grey, if you don’t go read my review. But despite that, I still love to read these smutty novels. Something aobut reading about fucking makes it seem so much more sophisticated than watching it. Yah, I went there.
Anyways, its hard to review a short story collection. Obvisouly there were some that were hot and good and wanting them to continue on to a full blown novel. There were some that left you drier than the Sahara desert.  (I may be drinking while writing this... so my apologies of my brashness). Not even desert dry, just bored like I am reading about watching paint dry.

So my favorites... The Envelope Incident, Taste of Pleasure and the Seven Day Load. Take it as you will why these are my favourite. Actually don't. I'm not no whore. I just like to read about it.
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My desert stories: Night Moves and A Paris Affair. And the Paris Affair one was the longest one to boot! Night Moves just had a really stupid storyline- "omg I love trains they make me soooo horny, oh look a random guy caught me getting off, might as well fuck him too, oh we have to depart, oh but I love you.' There I saved you from reading it.

To recap. not Fifty Shades of Grey style- well in some instances it is with the whole dom-sub BDSM thing. But stop comparing books to it. EL James was some lady who hit the dumb luck nail and she shouldn't be profitting anymore.  Good short smutty style stories, some you want more, some were a waste of ink.  Plus it was a good way to be introduced to some authors.


3.5 stars

and 5 stars to my glass of wine. 
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