Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Would you Rather...

I found this in my archives and felt why not share. I have no idea who I got the original questions from though...

1. Be blind or be deaf:   Deaf. I think I would like to be able to see.

2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are:   Maybe a bit taller… make me look a bit more proportionate.

3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life:  I think I would like to be a well off senior citizen. But like stop growing old as soon as I am eligible for that senior discount. You have the money, you have experience, you aren’t too ‘old’.  

4. Have no hands or no legs:   No legs. I think I would want to be able to use my hands. Without legs there are more options with prosthetics or wheelchairs.

5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows: That's easy. Lose both eyebrows. You can draw those on., get them  tattooed., no worries.

6. Eat a worm or a cockroach:  Worm. Taste like spaghetti.

7. Spend a day in the Sahara or North Pole:   The Sahara. I could ride a camel. Smoke some sheesha. Yup.

8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver:  Personal chef for sure. Never having to worry about cooking, seems pretty great to me.

9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout:   I pretty much whisper all the time now. So lets stick with this.

10. Can't taste or can't smell: . Can’t smell. Why have a personal chef if you can’t taste anything.

11. Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap:  Saran wrap. Not sure how good it will be, but would rather that than exfoliating my ass everyday.

12. Have Twitter shut down for a day or your blog disappear for a day:  Honestly. I wouldn’t care. I barely use twitter. And as much as I like my blog, I know people aren’t dying to read the next post. If you are HI!!! And I LOVE YOU.
13. Text of your blog is screwed up or all the pictures you post on your blog are blurry:   The font. I cannot stand it when I go to another blog and the font is bad. Like Comic sans.

14. Never be able to post another GIF or never be able to receive comments on your posts:   GIFS.  They are just so much fun to not use.

15. Have a permanent wedgie or have the tag on your shirt constantly scratch your neck:  The tag scratching your neck.  I feel like I could ignore that more.


  1. WOW, what an interesting concept. I love this list, so thought provoking. I think I'm going to have to borrow it for a post!

    I hate the cold so bring on the Sahara. But wait, is it the North pole near santa?

  2. How is sandpaper even an option! Great answers