1. Be blind or be deaf: Deaf. I think I would like to be able to see.
2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are: Maybe a bit taller… make me look a bit more proportionate.
3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life: I think I would like to be a well off senior citizen. But like stop growing old as soon as I am eligible for that senior discount. You have the money, you have experience, you aren’t too ‘old’.
2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are: Maybe a bit taller… make me look a bit more proportionate.
3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life: I think I would like to be a well off senior citizen. But like stop growing old as soon as I am eligible for that senior discount. You have the money, you have experience, you aren’t too ‘old’.
4. Have no hands or no legs: No legs. I think I would want to be able to use my hands. Without legs there are more options with prosthetics or wheelchairs.
5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows: That's easy. Lose both eyebrows. You can draw those on., get them tattooed., no worries.
6. Eat a worm or a cockroach: Worm. Taste like spaghetti.
7. Spend a day in the Sahara or North Pole: The Sahara. I could ride a camel. Smoke some sheesha. Yup.
8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver: Personal chef for sure. Never having to worry about cooking, seems pretty great to me.
9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout: I pretty much whisper all the time now. So lets stick with this.
10. Can't taste or can't smell: . Can’t smell. Why have a personal chef if you can’t taste anything.
11. Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap: Saran wrap. Not sure how good it will be, but would rather that than exfoliating my ass everyday.
12. Have Twitter shut down for a day or your blog disappear for a day: Honestly. I wouldn’t care. I barely use twitter. And as much as I like my blog, I know people aren’t dying to read the next post. If you are HI!!! And I LOVE YOU.
13. Text of your blog is screwed up or all the pictures you post on your blog are blurry: The font. I cannot stand it when I go to another blog and the font is bad. Like Comic sans.
14. Never be able to post another GIF or never be able to receive comments on your posts: GIFS. They are just so much fun to not use.
15. Have a permanent wedgie or have the tag on your shirt constantly scratch your neck: The tag scratching your neck. I feel like I could ignore that more.
WOW, what an interesting concept. I love this list, so thought provoking. I think I'm going to have to borrow it for a post!
ReplyDeleteI hate the cold so bring on the Sahara. But wait, is it the North pole near santa?
Feel free to steal it!
DeleteHow is sandpaper even an option! Great answers
ReplyDeleteIt would hurt so much
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